Guys remember when lindsay lohan tweeted at bill maher because she couldnt understand his political views???
i wonder how many college parties this weekend are gonna feature a girl talking about “because the internet” while she throws up on herself.
the cool thing about the way that i handle stress is that my brain is like “im handling this pretty well” and my body is like “no no no shut this whole thing down immediately”
the thing i learned from my political philosophy class was that young Marx was hot.
my mom literally thinks charlize theron is ugly and talks about it all the time and it makes me really happy.
the only thing i require of people i live with is that they rub my scalp and tell me im pretty
gwenyth paltrow is a placebo in human form.
i just read the phrase “kings of leon” and audibly frowned.
a cool thing about being my roommate is that ill read you every email i ever write and ask you if its okay.