LOOK AWAY

lets only hang out if you want to pick dandruff off each other like those weird monkeys.

weve lived together so long and my roommate still wont pick my scabs for me.

Sometimes if im laughing aloud to my own thoughts i will look at my phone so people think im laughing at a text from another human.

if i blog something funny will you guys give it notes am i a pretty girl mama do you love me

my roommate said that these pictures of a narcoleptic dog in her textbook reminded her of me.

my roommate said that these pictures of a narcoleptic dog in her textbook reminded her of me.

just remembered how i was scrolling through my itunes library while my mom was watching and then that death grips album w the penis album cover came up and my nervous system was like WHOOPS

feel like its painfully obvious which of my posts were followed by a 10-hour comatose-level nap.

this actually made me feel slightly better.

this actually made me feel slightly better.

the humans of new york guy asked a librarian “whats the sexiest part of being a librarian” and i wanna die now¬†