My dad just called Ed Sheeran a “cool little white boy”
when i am on the east coast comparatively i feel like im cher horowitz and when im on the west coast i feel like im sylvia plath.
also an 8 yr old sat next to me on the plane and she had an iphone and was eating beef jerky and no one ive told thinks thats weird!!!!! am i old now am i gonna start talking abt how the beatles r little punks n the rolling stones r hooligans???
explained memes to my dad today by saying, “theyll have a picture of a screaming white child and itll have a caption that says, ‘this nigga needs a cracker.’” my dad is black idk if that makes the story better or worse.
Really missed the suburbs and its love for avenge sevenfold t-shirts
if i was on an expedition and we got stranded and had to drink our own urine to survive i would be all “CHUG CHUG CHUG” cause in the darkest times you need a good laugh!!!